Not
from a kit or a box you buy at a bed and bath store. He is a focused and
dedicated beer enthusiast with beakers and tubes, dear God the tubes.
Only in recent years, have I fully realized that his "Hobby" is much
more than a pastime. It all started about 8 years ago. We met and he quickly
realized that I was the woman of his dreams, I too found him to be
agreeable and we moved into a cramped one bedroom apartment together.
On his Birthday, I took him shopping at a home brew store
and set him up with supplies. I didn't realize how serious this home
brew stuff was, to be honest I was actually expecting a store full of
dinky kits. As we made our way home with large glass carboys and, paper
bags bulging with with malt and wheat, vials of yeast some buckets. I began
to feel anxious. This was going to take up a lot of closet space.
I didn't know anything about the brewing process, I was concerned that somehow the yeast would get loose and grow all over the apartment like a fungus.
I didn't know anything about the brewing process, I was concerned that somehow the yeast would get loose and grow all over the apartment like a fungus.
"Your house has a hefeweizen infection."
I thought the beer might be volatile and explode. I
would eye the krausen suspiciously, fretting it might foam out the top
of the carboy and fill up the hallway. My first brewing experience,
Nicholas made an apple flavored hef. I sat there with a notebook writing
down the times he added this or that and what temperature things were.
He had me smell the hops, it was like getting kicked in the nostril with
a tangy sneaker.
Weeks later I helped him siphon
the hef into unmanageable grolsch bottles. Soon afterwards, we had
beer. Our friends were pleased and I tried to help drink as much of the
beer as I could manage. But all I really managed was learn why you
should NEVER drink the last little bit of brew from a bottle fermented
beer.
Having done my part, I thought he had got this out of his system. Oh how wrong I was.
Unlike
everybody else, Nicholas was dissatisfied, and spurred on by
revelations of the brewing process. Strove to create better and more
complex beers.
When we moved out of State, we bubble wrapped the hell out
of the carboys so we didn't have to sell them. Thus far we had been
limited to extract brewing, which is equivalent to getting your cake
from ingredients in a box. The toys, doodads and gear we needed in order to amp up
the brewing process began crowd our living space. Each time we moved, we
managed a little bit bigger apartment. That was inevitably filled in
with bottles, buckets and brushes. The process soon involved propane
burners, special sugars and tablets and yet more tubes.
Today we live in a two bedroom condo in Seattle.
One of our two rooms has been taken over by fridges, shelves, coolers,
kegs, thermometers, beakers, stir plates, large spoons, beer posters,
tap handles and tubes. It's the beer room.
Having helped to procure him a mountain of nik-naks, my part in this is still not done.
I
accompany my husband to Brewery tours, tastings, beer events, home brew
shops and coming soon tours of hop farms and likely conventions will
follow. As long as I'm here, I may as well write this down.

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